Bank takes writing tips from Dr Seuss

Have you ever wanted to write a Dr Seuss-inspired corporate message? Does that sound bonkers? Except, once upon a time, the Bank of England turned to Dr Seuss for advice on writing.

The story began when the bank discovered only one in five readers understood its publications.

To remedy the situation, books like ‘The Cat in the Hat’ and ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas!’ were used to demonstrate how simple language and short words could successfully convey a message.

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Image credit: Julie Clopper / Shutterstock.com

“We looked at our own publications and found we assumed a reading level that was very close to university level,” Dame Nemat Shafik told The Economist editor-in-chief Zanny Minton Beddoes. “If we genuinely want to communicate  we need to make sure it’s in language that is available to others.”

You might ask, if the next generation of bankers is inspired by Dr Seuss, are we ‘dumbing down’ our writing skills. Not at all, according to Shafik who described the legendary storyteller as “a master at using simple language”.

Instead, she suggested “people who know their stuff can explain things in simple and accessible language”.

Are you tempted to write your own Dr Seuss-like message, I certainly was. So here it is.

A Dr Seuss-inspired note FROM YOUR INTERNET PROVIDER:

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Image credit:

Julie Clopper / Shutterstock.com

Today’s not your day

We’re sorry to say

The internet’s down,

It’s gone far away.

 

Your website has vanished,

Your emails are  outa town

The cloud has been banished

The tech help is wearing a frown

 

No streaming on Netflix

Nor flicking through Facebook

Nor posting your latest look

on Pinterest or Instagram

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Image credit: catwalker / Shutterstock.com

 

Best cancel the webinar

The zoom session too

Let’s ditch online learning

And go to the zoo.

No need to pay the bills

At least, not on time

With internet banking failing

And absolving the crime

 

The delay could be ages

We’re sorry to say

We googled the problem

And still can’t find our way.

Come on, have a go, how about writing a Dr-Seuss inspired note?